How to cut an avocado without ending up in hospital. Plastic Surgeons are treating 4 patients a week for serious hand injuries caused by cutting avocados incorrectly. Read on to discover the only safe way to cut an avocado 1. Everywhere you turn on the internet, someone is showing you how to cut an avocado and more importantly get out the seed. I cant count the number of times I have seen so called experts suggest holding the avocado while you stab the seed with a large knife. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! 2. Put away that knife and never use near an avocado again. Below are the only things you will need. An avocado, a normal table knife and you. 3. Lets start by slicing through the avocado with the table knife to cut it in half. Subscribe Now! Trending Quizzes Link Do you know these Actors real names? Link Can you name these Tom Hanks movies? Electra Records Can you name who sang these hits from 1980? Can you name these Science Fiction movies?